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| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more
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