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| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
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| How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more
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| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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