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| Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against... more
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| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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