Viewing Joke: Category: Lawyer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 33   Joke: A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was informed that there were no vacancies. The next day, while walking along the river, he saw a drowned man being pulled out, and recognized him as a federal judge.He ran back to the White House and demanded the position. "Sorry," said the President, "but the lawyer who saw that judge fall in beat you here by a good five minutes."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Lawyer Jokes: 1.    Category: Lawyer jokes   Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more 2.    Category: Lawyer jokes   A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more 3.    Category: Lawyer jokes   A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more 4.    Category: Lawyer jokes   How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more 5.    Category: Lawyer jokes   What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more 6.    Category: Lawyer jokes   If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more 7.    Category: Lawyer jokes   Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more 8.    Category: Lawyer jokes   A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more 9.    Category: Lawyer jokes   Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more 10.    Category: Lawyer jokes   First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more