| 1. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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