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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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