| 1. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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