Viewing Joke:

Category:Lawyer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:42
 
Joke:How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Lawyer Jokes:

1.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more

2.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more

3.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more

4.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more

5.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more

6.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more

7.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more

8.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got... more

9.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more

10.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more


 

Copyright © Find Jokes.net - Free Online Jokes Website!!! _ Pakistani Music