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| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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