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| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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