Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 27   Joke: A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing nothing, cried out for help. No problem, the IBM technician said. First, open a "window" to launch a specific program. The conversation continued, and the caller asked a few moments later if it might be all right to close the window. Why, the IBM technician asked. Because, the caller responded, it was getting very chilly.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the... more