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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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