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| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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