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| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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