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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 35 | | | | Joke: | Casey married a rich widow, but they didnt get along. One day she said to him, "If it wasnt for my money, that new television wouldnt be here. If it wasnt for my money, that grand piano wouldnt be here. If it wasnt for my money, this house wouldnt be here." Casey mumbled, "If it wasnt for your money, I wouldnt be here." | | | |
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