Viewing Joke: Category: Marriage jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 34   Joke: A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the womans horse mis-steps and jostles the mans wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "Thats one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.A bit further down the path, the womans horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "Thats two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.As the afternoon sun began to set, the womans horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the womans horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front o f the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "Thats three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "Thats terrible, why would you do such a thing!"The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "Thats one!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Marriage Jokes: 1.    Category: Marriage jokes   Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party andsneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."The... more 2.    Category: Marriage jokes   A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. "You dont have to let your wife bully you," he said.... more 3.    Category: Marriage jokes   A wealthy man sat in his attorneys office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the lawyer asked."Give m... more 4.    Category: Marriage jokes   A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument,... more 5.    Category: Marriage jokes   QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.... more 6.    Category: Marriage jokes   Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath?A: Once you get used to it, its not so hot.... more 7.    Category: Marriage jokes   A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field sea... more 8.    Category: Marriage jokes   But lets get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? Ahusband controls his wife in much the same manner as a... more 9.    Category: Marriage jokes   A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-linedating services. I asked him the other day if he had... more 10.    Category: Marriage jokes   A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-laws death. It also enquires whether she should be buried... more