Viewing Joke: Category: Marriage jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 29   Joke: A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply."Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddys brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddys wife.So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmothers mother. Dont forget that my stepmother is my r stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wifes grandson.But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since Im married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wifes grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Marriage Jokes: 1.    Category: Marriage jokes   A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him down because she foundo... more 2.    Category: Marriage jokes   At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "... more 3.    Category: Marriage jokes   The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her to fancy restaurants and expensive resorts. Fina... more 4.    Category: Marriage jokes   A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Dont unleash the beast in me."The wife snick... more 5.    Category: Marriage jokes   An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams an... more 6.    Category: Marriage jokes   I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I cant break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is... more 7.    Category: Marriage jokes   A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, well... more 8.    Category: Marriage jokes   A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,... more 9.    Category: Marriage jokes   Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impo... more 10.    Category: Marriage jokes   A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play ho... more