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| At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "... more
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| Its not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look i... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| "Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudg... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| A daughter's a daughter for all of her life - and a guy keeps his balls 'til he takes him a wife.... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks tohis wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.Well... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overhea... more
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| young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himse... more
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| The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assu... more
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| "Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be,"He and my husband... more
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