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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 35 | | | | Joke: | At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if thats all you want, get a TV!" | | | |
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