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| Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millio... more
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| "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes."I dont know,... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?Wife: Your sense of humor.... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party andsneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."The... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an id... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks tohis wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.Well... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "Whats wrong?"The depressed one replied, "Ive been married f... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer," the man began, "I... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are trulyinseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Polic... more
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