Viewing Joke: Category: Marriage jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 24   Joke: They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadnt been talking to each other.Instead, they were giving each other written notes.One evening he gave her a paper where it said:"Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am."The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 oclock.Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying:"Wake up, its 6 oclock!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Marriage Jokes: 1.    Category: Marriage jokes   Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!"Man ju... more 2.    Category: Marriage jokes   When Mr. Maxwells wife left him he couldnt sleep."She took the bed!"... more 3.    Category: Marriage jokes   A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field sea... more 4.    Category: Marriage jokes   Its for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at th... more 5.    Category: Marriage jokes   A woman and her lover are on the bed in the womans home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close."O... more 6.    Category: Marriage jokes   A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alo... more 7.    Category: Marriage jokes   A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can youloan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible ac... more 8.    Category: Marriage jokes   Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When Im dead... more 9.    Category: Marriage jokes   Young Actor: Dad, guess what? Ive just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man whos been married for 30 ye... more 10.    Category: Marriage jokes   A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wifes mind has completely gone!"To whi... more