Viewing Joke: Category: Marriage jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 53   Joke: A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boys nervousness builds.He remembers his fathers advice, and chooses the first topic.He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his fathers suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his fathers advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a br other, would he like spinach?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Marriage Jokes: 1.    Category: Marriage jokes   A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him down because she foundo... more 2.    Category: Marriage jokes   My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wifehired a private detective to follow her husband an... more 3.    Category: Marriage jokes   A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper,"The early Mo... more 4.    Category: Marriage jokes   "I bet you dont know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband w... more 5.    Category: Marriage jokes   Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millio... more 6.    Category: Marriage jokes   Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When Im dead... more 7.    Category: Marriage jokes   Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesnt know his wife until he marries.Father: That happens ev... more 8.    Category: Marriage jokes   She was two thirds married once.What do you mean ?Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didnt !... more 9.    Category: Marriage jokes   Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright." "What happe... more 10.    Category: Marriage jokes   A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"... more