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| Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!"Man ju... more
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| QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.... more
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| A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At herwedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore... more
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| An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to... more
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| How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !... more
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| Young Actor: Dad, guess what? Ive just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man whos been married for 30 ye... more
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| The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."It is wonderful," the... more
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| Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?A. Theyre hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don... more
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| "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend."I gave a poor beggar $25.""Thats a lot of money to gi... more
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| A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wifes mind has completely gone!"To whi... more
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