Viewing Joke: Category: Marriage jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 37   Joke: A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit. He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well," explained the husband, "it all goes back to our honeymoon. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule." "We hadnt gone too far when my wifes mule stumbled. My wife quietly said Thats once. We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly spoke: Thats twice. We hadnt gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her purse, hopped down off the beast, and shot the mule dead." "I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, Thats once."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Marriage Jokes: 1.    Category: Marriage jokes   The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering herhusband... more 2.    Category: Marriage jokes   A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall... more 3.    Category: Marriage jokes   Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?Father: I dont know son, Im still paying for it.... more 4.    Category: Marriage jokes   Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why h... more 5.    Category: Marriage jokes   After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to... more 6.    Category: Marriage jokes   Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!"Man ju... more 7.    Category: Marriage jokes   Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second yea... more 8.    Category: Marriage jokes   Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didnt.marr... more 9.    Category: Marriage jokes   Not that my wifes the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my sec... more 10.    Category: Marriage jokes   A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her... more