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| Its not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look i... more
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| In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and tim... more
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| Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overhea... more
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| A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you know my lips are ch... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.... more
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| Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright." "What happe... more
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| After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentines day. Whatdo... more
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| The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determin... more
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| A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.The fathe... more
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| Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "Youre next." They stopped... more
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