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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shother instead of her lover, he replied,"Ah, msieur, is it not better to shoot a woman once than adifferent man every week?"
 
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