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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 33 | | | | Joke: | A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is soproud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" inspite of her objections.One night they go to a party. The man decides that its time to gohome, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. Heshouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts back,"Anytime youre ready, Father of Four!" | | | |
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