Viewing Joke: Category: Marriage jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 28   Joke: After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, "You know what I really feel like honey ?" "Well sure," she blushed, "But we gotta eat sometime !"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Marriage Jokes: 1.    Category: Marriage jokes   When Mr. Maxwells wife left him he couldnt sleep."She took the bed!"... more 2.    Category: Marriage jokes   A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a pers... more 3.    Category: Marriage jokes   The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh,... more 4.    Category: Marriage jokes   I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive differentcars, take separate vacations, work different shift... more 5.    Category: Marriage jokes   A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Dont unleash the beast in me."The wife snick... more 6.    Category: Marriage jokes   After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to... more 7.    Category: Marriage jokes   NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men dont BECOME husbands!... more 8.    Category: Marriage jokes   A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to thedoctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf beca... more 9.    Category: Marriage jokes   Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?A: Newlywebs.... more 10.    Category: Marriage jokes   Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didnt.marr... more