Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 30   Joke: A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder on my computer broke! I just got some coffee and put it in the cup holder and then it broke, and the coffee spilled all over me! I want a replacement!" The employee was a little confused and didnt know what to say. He finally asked her to describe the cup holder to him...hed never heard of his company selling in-computer cup holders. So the lady went on to describe the cup holder to him. "Well, it pops out of the little box when I push a button, and it has 40x written on it..."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more