Viewing Joke: Category: Marriage jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 28   Joke: This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefullyenjoying himself,when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of hishead with a hugefrying pan.Man: "What was that for?"Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the nameMarylou written onit?"Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?Marylou wasthe name of one of the horses I bet on."The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house.Three days later he isonce again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying panswatting.Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"Wife: "Your horse called."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Marriage Jokes: 1.    Category: Marriage jokes   I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.... more 2.    Category: Marriage jokes   An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picke... more 3.    Category: Marriage jokes   Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?She wanted a big wedding.... more 4.    Category: Marriage jokes   A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, the... more 5.    Category: Marriage jokes   Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?A. Theyre hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don... more 6.    Category: Marriage jokes   Marriage is natures way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.... more 7.    Category: Marriage jokes   The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determin... more 8.    Category: Marriage jokes   "And hows yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, shes too weak t be dangerous anym... more 9.    Category: Marriage jokes   Q: How do you know when youre at a hillbilly wedding?A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.... more 10.    Category: Marriage jokes   A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At herwedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore... more