Viewing Joke: Category: Marriage jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 35   Joke: An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practic ed black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?The wife put down her drink and said..."let the old bastard dig. I had him buried upside down."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Marriage Jokes: 1.    Category: Marriage jokes   QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "Youd better!"... more 2.    Category: Marriage jokes   Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to get into every sand tr... more 3.    Category: Marriage jokes   This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two yearsago that I lost my dear wife and children.Ill never... more 4.    Category: Marriage jokes   A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the... more 5.    Category: Marriage jokes   Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.... more 6.    Category: Marriage jokes   A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them ha... more 7.    Category: Marriage jokes   The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determin... more 8.    Category: Marriage jokes   There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remain... more 9.    Category: Marriage jokes   "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes."I dont know,... more 10.    Category: Marriage jokes   A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shother in... more