Viewing Joke: Category: Marriage jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 37   Joke: An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly woman whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW. YOUR LOVING HUSBAND P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Marriage Jokes: 1.    Category: Marriage jokes   An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest regardi... more 2.    Category: Marriage jokes   There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldnt find hairs on his jackets she... more 3.    Category: Marriage jokes   Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to get into every sand tr... more 4.    Category: Marriage jokes   A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-be... more 5.    Category: Marriage jokes   After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to... more 6.    Category: Marriage jokes   A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, well... more 7.    Category: Marriage jokes   Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath?A: Once you get used to it, its not so hot.... more 8.    Category: Marriage jokes   Whats the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.... more 9.    Category: Marriage jokes   Its not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.... more 10.    Category: Marriage jokes   At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "... more