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| A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife na... more
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| We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are trulyinseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Polic... more
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| My wife sez that Im too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, Ill have to beg. I told her Id be fine. I mea... more
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| Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?Wife: Your sense of humor.... more
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| A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a... more
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| There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldnt find hairs on his jackets she... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "Youre next." They stopped... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second yea... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millio... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?Theyre married.... more
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