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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 44 | | | | Joke: | The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoytheir two week vacation/honeymoon.The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, "Well, hiJimmy, how ya been lover ? Long time no see."A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room. Onceinside, the piqued bride demanded: "And just who was THAT woman ?!?!?"The groom wiped his brow and said, "Just relax honey. Please ! Imgoing to have enuff trouble explaining you to her." | | | |
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