Viewing Joke: Category: Marriage jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 37   Joke: The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering herhusband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee.The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for himtrying to make his client appear more sympathetic to theJudge, especially since she had been so "matter-of-fact"about the whole thing all during the trial."Mrs. Roth," he began, "was there any point that morningwhere you felt pity for your husband ?""Well... yeah... I guess..." she replied."And when was that?" pressed the attorney."Well...," she replied, "when he asked for his third cup."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Marriage Jokes: 1.    Category: Marriage jokes   After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentines day. Whatdo... more 2.    Category: Marriage jokes   A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the... more 3.    Category: Marriage jokes   The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assu... more 4.    Category: Marriage jokes   During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, Ill give you $100 if youll ch... more 5.    Category: Marriage jokes   Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.... more 6.    Category: Marriage jokes   The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, were going to... more 7.    Category: Marriage jokes   A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the fl... more 8.    Category: Marriage jokes   After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the h... more 9.    Category: Marriage jokes   A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, well... more 10.    Category: Marriage jokes   Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party andsneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."The... more