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| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the computer act crazy?It had a screw loose.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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