Viewing Joke: Category: Marriage jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 32   Joke: A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, Ive had a hard day. Gladys has been most difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard.Well, you know how she is. "Yes, I remember you warned me. I remember you told me that she was a vile creature who would make my life miserable and you begged me not to marry her. "You were perfectly right. "You want to speak with her? All right." He looks up from the telephone and calls to his wife in the next room: "Gladys, your mother wants to talk to you!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Marriage Jokes: 1.    Category: Marriage jokes   My wife sez that Im too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, Ill have to beg. I told her Id be fine. I mea... more 2.    Category: Marriage jokes   A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,... more 3.    Category: Marriage jokes   Its not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.... more 4.    Category: Marriage jokes   Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on the deck of the Staten Island Fer... more 5.    Category: Marriage jokes   A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him down because she foundo... more 6.    Category: Marriage jokes   A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her... more 7.    Category: Marriage jokes   An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picke... more 8.    Category: Marriage jokes   A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge... more 9.    Category: Marriage jokes   A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.The fathe... more 10.    Category: Marriage jokes   NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men dont BECOME husbands!... more