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| Before we got married, I caught her in my arms.Now I catch her in my pockets.... more
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| 2. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| My wife sez that Im too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, Ill have to beg. I told her Id be fine. I mea... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I ma... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature o... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-linedating services. I asked him the other day if he had... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and hav... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| "Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be,"He and my husband... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Marriage is natures way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He st... more
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