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| The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determin... more
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| "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,... more
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| A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "Whats wrong?"The depressed one replied, "Ive been married f... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Before we got married, I caught her in my arms.Now I catch her in my pockets.... more
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| "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notic... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip a... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you t... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Not that my wifes the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my sec... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcoul... more
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