Viewing Joke: Category: Marriage jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 33   Joke: The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan."Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldnt hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand."Yes?" asked the instructor."Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Marriage Jokes: 1.    Category: Marriage jokes   Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath?A: Once you get used to it, its not so hot.... more 2.    Category: Marriage jokes   A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shother in... more 3.    Category: Marriage jokes   Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.Wife: What did he sa... more 4.    Category: Marriage jokes   Marriage is natures way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.... more 5.    Category: Marriage jokes   "And hows yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, shes too weak t be dangerous anym... more 6.    Category: Marriage jokes   Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockin... more 7.    Category: Marriage jokes   Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright." "What happe... more 8.    Category: Marriage jokes   A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, Ive had a hard day. Gladys has been most diffi... more 9.    Category: Marriage jokes   QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.... more 10.    Category: Marriage jokes   A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but dont you think this is e... more