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| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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