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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 32 | | | | Joke: | A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," she said. "Its in case I should die before my husband. Im sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go nuts looking for the jewelry." | | | |
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