| 1. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why do so few men end up in Heaven?They never stop to ask directions.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why cant men get mad cow disease?A. Because theyre all pigs.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?A chauffeur.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: What are two reasons why men dont mind their own business?1. No mind2. No business.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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