| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets Ive got.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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