Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Cant you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We dont worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more