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| What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack.... more
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| Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why do men act like idiots?Who says theyre acting?... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| What does it mean to come home to a man wholl give you some love and tenderness?Youre in the wrong house.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or Ill call the police!!!2) I lo... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: Why do men float better than women?A: Because they are scum.... more
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