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| Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.... more
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| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| What a woman says: "This place is a mess Cmon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and youll h... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why did God create a man before a women?You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: Whats the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more
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