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| What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes |
| What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor?Answer: None, its a womens job.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why did God create a man before a women?You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: Why do men float better than women?A: Because they are scum.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with t... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him ra... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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