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| Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.... more
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| How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.... more
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| Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.... more
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| A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him ra... more
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| Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.... more
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| Q: Whats the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.... more
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| Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.... more
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| How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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| Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.... more
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