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| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs dont turn into men when they drink.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How does a man show hes planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Whats a mans idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?So his boss doesnt have to retrain him.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more
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